Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Farrelly Report 01-19-11

Farrelly Report 01-19-11
            Hello again APEX fans, Jim Farrelly here with another APEX report. First things first and that is APEX will return with its one year anniversary show on Saturday, January 29th at the Cobb County Civic Center in Marietta, Georgia. Bell time is 7pm. If you can’t make the show don’t worry. I will have a link on this very blog where you can tune in and watch it via internet! I’ll reveal some of the matches that have already been signed, as well as, post the thoughts of some of the men who will be competing in those matches a little bit later on.
            But right now I’m going to talk about the APEX Championship. As you may remember The Mountain Man Wiley Jack was the reigning APEX Champion before the hiatus. I have come to the decision that Wiley Jack…will remain APEX Champion. I’m keeping the title lineage from the old regime intact. Dex Reed will still be recognize as the first ever APEX Champion and Wiley Jack, as mentioned before, the second and currently reigning APEX Champion.
            However, The APEX Tag Team Championships will be vacated. The reason being former Co-holder of the tag team belts, The Crimson Mask, has opted to retire from in ring competition and take up managerial duties for the tag team of the new Crimson Masks (Crimson Mask II & Crimson Mask III).  To determine new APEX Tag Team Champions there will be a league style series starting at the anniversary show on the 29th consisting of five teams. Those teams include The Pike’s Basin Outlaws, Onyx, The Midnight Warriors, The Working Guys, and The New Crimson Masks.
            Earlier today I got the opinions of some of the teams about getting the opportunity to compete in the Tag Team Championship series…
Pike’s Basin Outlaws Promo


Colt Cassidy:                       You know something McCoy, I’ve been getting a lot of people coming up to me and asking where exactly is Pike’s Basin? They say they’ve never even heard of it!
Masked McCoy:               Sounds like they need some more schoolin’.
Colt Cassidy:                       Yeah! But I didn’t lose my cool. I told them exactly where it was, just north of Armadillo and a little south of Thieves Landing, and do you know what they said?
Masked McCoy:               What?
Colt Cassidy:                       They said, “Where is Armadillo and Thieves Landing?”
Masked McCoy:               Wow! They sound dumber than my great, great grand daddy Seth. You know folk say he used to talk to dead people.
Colt Cassidy:                       Yeah! But I still kept my cool. I figured they just weren’t that educated in cities and towns and what not. So I just went ahead and told them what state Pike’s Basin is in.
Masked McCoy:               That should settle it.
Colt Cassidy:                       Nope! When I told them Pike’s Basin was in the state of good ole’ New Austin, They acted like they had no idea what I was talking about! That’s when I told them to just forget where we are from! All that matters is what we are about! Tell’em McCoy!
Masked McCoy:               THE PIKE’S BASIN OUTLAWS ARE ABOUT KICKIN’ ARSE AND TAKIN’ NAMES…AND WHEN THE APEX TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES IS OVER…THERE’S GONNA BE A LOT OF BRUISED ARSES AND THE PIKE’S BASIN OUTLAWS ARE GONNA HAVE A LONG LISTS OF NAMES!
Onyx Promo
McCline:                              What do I think about the opportunity to compete in the APEX Tag Team Championship series? I’ll tell you what I think; I think Onyx is the best combination of talent in not only APEX but the entire sport of professional wrestling. Look at us. You got the pain and the fame. You got the hurtin’ and the flirtin’.  You got the biggest and the badest mofo around teamed with the quickest and the slickest mojo in town! That’s what I think. What do you think Big Phil?
Phil Pain:                              …….



Midnight Warriors Promo



Night Hawk:                       As the sun goes down…and darkness fills the air. A new power begins to rise…and when the clock strikes midnight…that is when we come out to play. In the absence of light and hope and happiness…In the middle of darkness, dread and despair…that is where we thrive.
Dusk:                                     Dark days are ahead…and for every other tag team in APEX…that is a bad, bad thing…but for the Midnight Warriors…that is just the way we want it!

The Working Guys Promo



Daddy Mo’ Bucks:            What up Pimips and Johns? This is Daddy Mo’ Bucks talkin’ at cha’. For those o’ you who don’ know about Daddy Mo’ Bucks I’m a educate cha’.  I have a…reputaAAtioOOn! for always havin’ the highest quali’tay of product, wether it be in da ring or…otha’wise, hehe. And these two standin’ here are da highest of high class Daddy Mo’ Bucks has to offer baby!
Casanova:                    Nobody is better at double teaming than The Working Guys!
Lothario:                       Yeah! The way we handle two men at the same time is un-matched!
Daddy Mo’ Bucks:        Oww right! Now shut up and go make me sum motha’ f***n’ mon’nay!
The Crimson Masks Promo


The Crimson Mask:         So I decide to step aside to let my protégés take over and they see fit to take the titles away because of it. Well, I could get angry over this, I could protest. But I see this as an opportunity; yet another chance to show the world what my training and knowledge can achieve. I have molded these two into near perfect wrestling machines…
Crimson Mask II:              …That’s right! We…
The Crimson Mask:         …Shut up! You will speak when I tell you to! As I was saying, I have molded these two in my own image. Even though I am no longer in the ring, my knowledge, my strategy, my very wrestling essence will be. Through them The Crimson Mask will live on.

                                                Other matches that will take place at the anniversary show will include an Acro division triple threat match. For those who don’t remember, The Acro division is the Junior heavyweight division of APEX. The wrestlers competing include Warden Epps, who is fresh off his strong second round showing at The Rising Star Cup Tournament, Andres Valiente who also competed in the Rising Star Cup and is looking to make a name for himself and The Emerald Dragon. Each man is looking to stake their claim as the top dog in the Acro division after former champion Pyro Dean left to pursue opportunities in the FPCPP. Another match signed for the 29th is a special hardcore challenge match requested by new comer Rhett Ruckus. Ruckus is challenging any man willing to accept his challenge of a no time limit, no DQ match. Who will he be facing? We’ll have to find out the 29th.
            That’s not all APEX fans. As par with the mission of the new APEX there will also be a variety of matches that will appeal to fans of every style of professional wrestling. We will have an exciting Lucha match between Heroe Azteca and his nemesis Mal Mascara. Charlie Cage and Angus will square off in a Shoot rules match and of course the main event, Wiley Jack and Dex Reed will renew their rivalry as Jack defends his APEX Championship title against Dex Reed in the rubber match that hopefully decide once and for all who is the better man, the teacher or the student.
            That’s it for now APEX fans. Look for the next report following the One Year Anniversary show on Saturday, January the 29th.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Farrelly Report-01/05/11

Welcome back loyal APEX fans. I'm the voice of APEX Jim Farrelly and I've got what you've all been waiting for; The new APEX roster! Thats right, now that the holidays are finally over it's time to get down to business and the first order of business is to introduce to you the athletes that will be featured in the new APEX. Some you might recognize and some you might not, but everyone of these athletes are in prime condition and are ready to compete. Here they are.

APEX Divsion (Heavyweights)

Babyfaces


Name: Dex Reed
Height: 186cm
Weight: 112kg
Crit: Delta Driver (Steiner Screw Driver)
Signatures:  Delta Death Lock (Sakata Lock), Turn Belly to Belly Suplex, Frankensteiner (sometimes from top rope)


Name:  Frank Mauler
Height: 182cm
Weight: 128kg
Crit: Mauler Rack (Canadian Backbreaker)
Signatures: Bear Hug, Hell Backdrop, Backbreaker Slam


Name: "The Quentessential High-Flyer" Brian Crews
Height: 185cm
Weight: 100kg
Crit: Crews Missile (Swan Dive Dropkick)
Signatures: Rolling Missile Kick, Elevated Boston Crab, Vertical Brainbuster


Name: Héroe Azteca
Height: 183cm
Weight: 110kg
Crit: Héroe Slam (Gorilla Press Slam)
Signatures: Flying Cross Chop, Aztec Slam (Pelting Lift Up Slam), Torturerack


Name:  “American Tiger” Justin Turner
Height: 185cm
Weight: 110kg
Crit: Tigerdriver
Signatures:  Rolling Elbow, Tigerdriver ’91, Tiger Suplex, Tiger Suplex ‘85


Name:  Josh Savvy
Height:  184cm
Weight:  107kg
Crit:  Sharpshooter
Signatures: Super Diving Headbutt, Jumping Tombstone, Snap Suplex




Name:  Katashi Endo (Credit Zduda)
Height:  202cm
Weight:  120kg
Crit:  TIMBER! (Uproot Backdrop)
Signatures: Blazing Chop, Diving Brian Chop, Hercules Cutter, Torturerack


Name:  Analu Kekoa
Height:  178cm
Weight:  113kg
Crit:  Kekoa Splash (Diving Body Press)
Signatures:  Kesagiri Chop, Diving Brian Chop, Jumping Crown Chop, Jumping Headbutt


Heels




Name:  "The Mountain Man" Wiley Jack
Height:  191cm
Weight:  111kg
Crit:  Mountainman’s Suplex (Fisherman’s Suplex)
Signatures: Sleeper Hold, Diving Headbutt, Texas Suplex,Turn Belly to Belly


Name:  "Epic" Adam Marvel
Height:  191cm
Weight:  110kg
Crit:  Epic-plex (Falcon Arrow)
Signatures: Piledriver, Throat Chop Rush, Figure 4 Leg Lock,


Name:  Big Riggs
Height:  195cm
Weight:  145kg
Crit:  Wild Bomb
Signatures: Western Lariat, STF


Name:  Mal Mascara
Height:  180cm
Weight:  105kg
Crit:  Flying Cross Chop
Signatures: Flying Cross Body, Diving Body Attack, Foothold Arm Hold, Triangle Scorpion


Name:  Caesar Montgomery James
Height:  188cm
Weight:  111kg
Crit:  Automatic Tapout Machine, A.T.M (England Stretch)
Signatures: Trap X Arm Hold, Money Drop (British Fall), Cash Out (Cobra Clutch), Cash Out Suplex (Cobra Clutch Suplex)


Name:  Han Hasashi
Height:  188kg
Weight:   110kg
Crit:  Rising Sun Moonsault (Rounding Body Press)
Signatures: Shining Wizard, Blade Kick, Bushido Elbow (Superstar Elbow)


Name:  Biff Baxter
Height:  179cm
Weight:  104kg
Crit:  Sleeper Hold
Signatures: Cobra Twist, Chair’s Illusion, Mount Knuckle Arrow


Name:  Bubba Brock
Height:  186cm
Weight:  126kg
Crit:  Brainbuster
Signatures: No Touch Headbutt, Elbow Smash, Command Elbow, Brianbuster to Ring

Tweeners


Name:  “Rowdy” Rhett Ruckus
Height:  188cm
Weight:  115kg
Crit:  Rowdy Bomb (Fire Powerbomb)
Signatures: Knuckle Part, Side Roll Body Press, Texas Jab, Spinning Toe Hold


Name:  “The Ebony Cajuin” Andre Devereaux
Height:  195cm
Weight:  120kg
Crit:  Cajuin Bomb (Outlaw’s Edge)
Signatures:  Flying Lariat, Torturerack, Fallaway Slam


Name:  Angus
Height:  188cm
Weight:  127kg
Crit:  Angus Choke (Taz-Mission)
Signatures: Angus Slam (Screw Slam), Angus-plex (Capture), Ankle  Hold


Name:  Charlie Cage
Height:  184cm
Weight:  100kg
Crit:  Cage Lock (Modified Figure 4)
Signatures: Cage Lock II (Flying X Arm Hold), Cage Lock III (Sniper Cross Face), Cage Lock IV(Sakata Lock III)

Acro Division (Jr. Heavyweights)

Babyfaces

Name:  Andres Valiente
Height:  178cm
Weight:  98kg
Crit:  Gori Crusher
Signatures: Frog Body Slash, Rev Gory Sp Bomb, Triple German Suplexes, Black Panther Bomb


Name:  Chris Stellar
Height:  180cm
Weight:  97kg
Crit:  Stellar DDT(Sheer-Drop Rev DDT)
Signatures: Stellar Bomb (Kaiser Bomb), Shooting Star Press, Tope Rope Rev DDT


Name:  Sean Casey
Height:  180cm
Weight:  95kg
Crit:  Ankle Hold
Signatures: Rolling Senton, Moonsault Press, Roll Fly X Arm Hold, Vertical Tiger Sulex


Name:  El Spectre
Height:  175cm
Weight:  95kg
Crit:  Torture Camel Clutch
Signatures:  Phantom Pin (Flying Rolling Pin), Phantomrana(Swing Franksteiner), Suicide Dive,  Super Dive Headbutt

Heels


Name: Warden Epps

Height:  177cm
Weight:  83kg
Crit:  DDT Mutilation(Back Roll Neck Lock)
Signatures: Flying Tornado DDT, Dangerous DDT, Tornado DDT, Flying Jump DDT


Name: "Emerald Dragon" Kenshi Komoto
Height:  183cm
Weight:  92kg
Crit:  Dragon Sleeper Hold
Signatures:  Dragon’s Ray, Dragon Rana, Dragon Cutter, Dragon Suplex


Name:  Hunter Hayes (Credit Zduda)
Height:  175cm
Weight:  68kg
Crit:  Bow and Arrow Hold
Signatures: Tiger Spin, Puma Crusher, Leg Lock Suplex Hold, Shiranui


Name: Diablo Loco
Height:  170cm
Weight: 86kg
Crit:  Devil’s Vice (Just Face Lock)
Signatures: Flying Cross Chop, Ground Cobra Twist, Octopus Hold, devil’s Tail(Sharpeshooter)

Tweeners




Name:  Gunnar Wyatt (credit Zduda)
Height:  178cm
Weight:  75kg
Crit:  Lasso(Jump Neckbreak Drop)
Signatures: Dive Guillotine Drop, Shining Enzuigiri, Shotgun, Elevated Boston Crab


Name:  Mr. Lucha
Height:  174cm
Weight:  94kg
Crit:  Tabla Marina(Bat-Hanging Lock)
Signatures: Mexican Stretch, Blizzard Driver II, La Magistral, Corner Slaps

Tag Team Division


Babyfaces





Team Name: The Pike’s Basin Outlaws (Colt Cassidy & Masked McCoy)
Team Signatures: New Austin Suplex (Bizan Mountain), Thieves Landing Choke Slam(Ganseki Choke Slam)



Team Name:  Onyx (Lamar McCline & Phil Payne)
Team Signatures: Shining Impact, Ganseki Choke Slam



Team Name: The Midnight Warriors (Night Hawk & Dusk)
Team Signatures: Double Oklahoma Stampede, Midnight Drop (Bomb Neck Drop Combo)



Team Name: The Bleached Bombers (Brennon Cripps & Tommy Valor)
Team Signatures: Double Dropkick

Heels





Team Name: The Crimson Masks (Crimsonmask II & III w/ The Crimson Mask)
Team Signatures: Crimson Death Drop (Double Bulldog Headlock), Crimson Driver (High-Jack Piledriver)




Team Name: The Working Guys (Chris Casanova & Don Lathario w/Daddy Mo’ Bucks)
Team Signatures: Three-way Party (Ura Mashu)



Team Name: Destruction (Mega Pain & Total Kaos) Credit Level
Team Signatures: Double Muscle, Karyudo



Team Name: The Maasai Warriors (Shaka & Zulu)
Team Signatures: Dark Continent Cutter (Double Impact Shiranui)

Tweeners





 Team Name:  Da Hick Sqwaad (Buford & Blithe)
Team Signatures: Diamond Cutter Combo, Neck Drop Combo



Team Name: Caribbean Carnage Connection (Hector Savage & Jamar Johnson)
Team Signatures: Combination DDT



Thats it for now APEX fans. Keep an eye out for the next edition of The Farrelly Report, where yours truely will sit down with some of the wrestlers and get their thoughts. I will also have news on the first APEX show! Until then, see ya.